Shamu, Shamu,
Went *Kablamu*,
Up In A Ball Of Flames,

No More Whale Slaps,
No More Whale Craps,
No More Shamu- Theses Are Shames,

He Lived For Slapping,
And For Whacking,
All With His Big A$$ Tail,

But Now The Seas,
Are Much, Much Safer,
For Those With Steam or Sail.

-Submitted by Spartacus.

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