Not Recommended For Those Offended By Religious Humor- Or Deities That Have Blubber
So you feel you need to have an exorcism performed on you or a friend? To exorcise the anti-whale or lesser demon follow these simple steps:
If you followed the above steps faithfully you should now be exorcised- and possibly out of a job if your boss walked by whilst you were doing it!
- Stick your forehead against the picture of Shamu on the screen and leave it there.
- Name the person you hate most in the world.
- Stick your tongue out and try and touch your nose.
- You may pull on your tongue with your fingers to try and get it to touch your nose!
- Say Shamu- Shamu- Help me- remove the anti-whale from my soul
- Remove your face from the screen
- Get someone you know to throw a glass of water onto your face